Funny how you can say something in your head and it sounds fine.
(via troubadoursmith)
I hate when recipes try to tell me how much vanilla to put in something. You’re not my Dad
(via alysej)
I’m a buff tootin’ baby i can dance like a man,
I can shake-ah my fanny I can shake-ah my can!
I’m a tough tootin’ baby, I can punch-a yo buns!
Punch-a yo buns, I can punch-all yo buns!
If you’re an evil witch, I will punch you for fun!
| Obama: | I like Coke |
| Fox News: | Obama Declares War on Pepsi |
"No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property"
Is it - in fact - just my opinion when I say gay marriage should always and forever be legal? Hell yes it’s my damn opinion, but it also happens to be written straight in to the constitution of the United States of America via the 14th Amendment. (via troubadoursmith)
